peenose

a type of sex were the man put his penises up the ladys nose and has sex with her nose and sometime lets go in there

man:lets have peenose
woman:?
man:i stick my dick in ur nose
woman:sounds fun lets try

by pocketsize666 March 30, 2020

Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

by BigToe3 February 18, 2011

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008

Penrose

That flamboyant kid that swears he's not gay but everyone, especially moms, think he's gay.

That Penrose on Vintage Circle is so gay, I just know it.

by iloveyouchase March 8, 2011

Penrose Triangle

A mind blasting object that is made out of pure impossibility and under suspicion to be created by Satan.
Often used by math teachers to show 'How cool math can be'.
Also referred to as:
'Penrose tribar'
'Penrose crap'
'But this side goes below that bar and...wait, what?'
'F*CK-THIS-THIS-STUFF-IS-IMPOSSIBLE-angle'

Because it generates so much frustration if tried to comprehend it is also the main reason for suicides of kids under the age of 12 ( Just above Spinach ).

When I tried to re-build the Penrose triangle it vaporized my braincells to tiny bits!

by ImFromGermany December 30, 2010

Pedrosexual

the act of being sexual attracted to mexicans

Esessien: OH! Look at that mexican, hes sexy

Pedrophobic: AHHH! Hes a pedrosexual!

by Fajita ninja July 10, 2010

Penrose

A sexual act in which three males, performing oral sex on one another, are positioned such that they form a real-life "Impossible Triangle" optical illusion, also known as the Penrose Triangle.

"I couldnt believe my eyes when I saw Owen, Jack and Kevin in the Penrose!"

by atsymbol March 30, 2015