Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

Phenix

Phenix is a nice girl who is really pretty. However, she doesn’t think that. She is insecure about her weight and height. She always thinks if boys would love her.

She is really shy talking to new people and people usually gets impatient with her. So basically all her friends are weirdos.

Phenix is really caring towards the people who are nice to her. She can be really mean sometimes because she has a bad temper and is impatient.

Phenix is so pretty!

by Moonstone Zodiac July 7, 2022

Peenicorn

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.

The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.

by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007

peenie

Very small penis

Shake your peenie after you pee

by Peenie September 24, 2003

Penix

When you lose a boner in an awkward situation, then it rises in your pants again, randomly, like a phoenix.

"I thought i avoided that boner during my speech, but I got a penix during the last part."

by The Rise of the Penix April 18, 2010

Peening

The act of rubbing ones clothed male genitals on the person of someone else without their knowledge.

Ew! That weird guy just came up and peened my leg while I was dancing!

Ugh, peening is so gross.

by Al and the Lu man August 22, 2011

peeninate

To have sexual intercourse, specifically penile penetration of a soft tissue orafice. Originated with the internet slang term p33n and worked its way into speech through overuse by internet geeks.

"...I walk in and she's getting peeninated by six guys from the football team!"

by quadmonk April 9, 2005