Penissoccer

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Peenish

Another word for "Dickish" relating back to the word "penis" instead of "dick." Used to describe how much like a penis a situation, person, or thing is. Also used in conjunction with the suffix "man" (i.e. Peenish-Man) but is still used in the same context as the singular word "peenish."

"Shit... man, I can't believe you would do something that peenish."

"Dude, that's pretty much peenish-man."

by Charles DeMar September 16, 2003

Penissaurus

A term which can be used as an insult I.E calling someone a dick head. Dick head in this sentence could be replaced with penissaurus.

"Man Alex is such a penissaurus I hate him"

by TheLegitDavid April 23, 2014

Peenits

something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously

"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"

by bigbigpenis69urmom May 25, 2019

Penissey

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

by Jack Wade April 7, 2007

penissy

adj. To describe something with penis-like qualities.

"Hey man, that bald guy over there is looking rather penissy today."

by dustinc87 December 14, 2008

Peewissed

Being peewissed is the act of being so pissed (annoyed/frustrated) that you become a pleb.

That Jason, he looks so peewissed today

by BleepBloopBlepAT March 6, 2017