peetus

slang for peetis. a state of peetis or being well known as a peetis. large amount of retardation to the extreme

andy szeto is a peetus

by tony illes March 5, 2008

PEEDUNKED

When you drop your cell phone in the toilet while texting

Dude, I peedunked my phone yesterday while texting

by Weff January 7, 2010

peedultery

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.

Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.

by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

Peebus

A derogatory term typically used during friendly conflict.

"Quite being such a peebus George, I told that I'm baby."

by Unpopular March 14, 2021

peevussy

The grippiest child molester in the entire history of the universe

"Stop touching my little sister, you're such a peevussy"

by Reallysexynigger January 11, 2023

peetus

A portmanteau of the words POTUS and pee. Refers to the alleged report that Donald Trump had multiple Russian prostitutes pee on a bed in a hotel that the Obama family stayed in previously.

Person1: Hey are you going to the Inauguration?
Person2: Oh, no. He will never be my president. He is definitely my PEETUS.

by kiskis January 16, 2017

peetush

Noun, 1. a penis, a vagina and/or a gooch; generally used by polish people to small children
2. a person or thing that is being a dick, a pain in the ass, a moron, or just not cooperating with what you want in the current situation

"Carlos Beltan struck out looking to end game 7 of the 2006 NLCS, what a peetush"

"Whoa dude, you just got me in peetush"

by DAVITTTTT December 15, 2011