peaknuckle

A complete wally of a person. An utter mushroom tip of a human. A total rod-end.

*An unknown guy strolls into the room. Seems a bit of a knob*

Ben : "who's this peaknuckle?"

by Trouserdog February 8, 2015

Peeknuckle

Synonym for vagina.

Man Lolita sure does have a sweet little peeknuckle.

by La’Bryan Pachina January 23, 2022

peknuckled

Unbeknownst to you... when a creepy guy walks up and thrusts his clothing covered penis upon your rear.. afterward gazing at you as if you enjoyed his offerings.

I was bending over when this creepy guy came over and peknuckled me in the ass. He then just turned around and walked away. What a freaking weirdo!

by Design Queen January 27, 2010

Peaknuckler

The act of being forcefully fist raped by a midget.

Man 1: Did you hear about John?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: He got a peaknuckler last night.
Man 2: Sucks to be him.

by Roberto McMeaty March 16, 2009

Peaknuckle

From the Dungeons and Daddies podcast, one of Paeden's favorite pastimes. To play, you hold a pea between your knuckles and punch someone as hard as you can without bursting the pea. Similar to bloody knuckles, except no blood.

Paeden: "I'm the best at peaknuckle."
Darryl: (pulls sunglasses down so nobody can see his proud dad tears) "Yes you are, son. Yes you are."

by autumnavatar September 13, 2019

peaknuckle

A two-player game somewhat resembling Ping-Pong and with an element of soccer; it involves using your knuckles (touching the ball with your fingertips is forbidden, just as using your hands is not allowed in soccer) to flick a dried pea or other small spherical object back and forth across a table.

Peaknuckle is okay for rainy days, but I find it kinda boring and stationary... I'd rather play an outdoor ball-sport like tennis, where you can really dash around and get some exercise.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017

pelvic peaknuckle

this term came from an 80's movie before futurama even thought about it saying it yes its slang for sex

me and old boy/girl did the pelvic peaknuckle last night

by movie watcher March 27, 2010