pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.

by Crookback August 22, 2004

pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016

pedodar

Used to detect the pedophile in someone. It reacts strongly to the pedosmile.

"Dude, I don't know about that teacher, he seems like he likes children."

"Let's bust out our pedodar to find out!"

by UHLEEUH February 15, 2008

Self-Pedobator

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.

John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.

by Fucking Karen November 14, 2021

A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.

Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!

by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022

pedolator

Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.

My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Pedobater

A pedophile who masturbates to child pornography.

dude, that guy looks like a fuggin pedobater look at his hair.

by ArchVyle May 2, 2010