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podophobic

fear of feet.

An irrational and often hard to explain fear of feet. A podophobic may be squeamish at the sight, touch and sound of feet (if your podophobic, you know what sound a foot makes).

Can range from hesistance to touch a foot to wearing shoes to sleep and can get in the way of intimate relationships.
podophobic, talking to a foot

Podophobic: You are gross, pointless, and smell like a turd. Plus, if you ever come near me i'll scream...

Foot: *is a foot*

Podophobic: *screams in pure unadulterated fear and runs for the hills*
by vicious. March 4, 2007
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Pedophobia

na. An acute fear or hatred of young people, ie; persons under the age of consent (16 in Western Australia).
"The principal of the school seems to suffer from pedophobia"
by Mell Kerr September 21, 2006
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podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.
Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.
by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011
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pedophobia

Pedophobia (also paedophobia), noun can mean one of two things:
1. Fear (phobia) of children. Under this definition a pedophobic individual would avoid contacts with children or any act that reminds an of them.
2. Irrational hatered, discrimination, and criminalisation of pedophiles. Under this definition a pedophobic individual would actively seek procecution and persecution of anybody who is either a pedophile or a pedophilia advocate. This term is a neologism.

In both cases a person who has pedophobia is called a pedophobe.
1. John cannot come to the kindergarten, he is a pedophobe.
2. Active Christian Media propagates pedophobia.
by Volodya June 11, 2006
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pedaphobe

Noun. One who fears children.
OMG, Sydney! Stop being a pedaphobe! We know you don't like children, but they're nothing to be scared of!
by norasaurus July 12, 2014
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pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.
The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.
by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004
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penophobic

my wife is very penophobic
by Nick December 25, 2004
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