Paxton

The best person in the world. He is sooooooo great and nice. He is super smart and is great.

Student 1: Oof
Student 2: oof paxton nice

by Ooooof oooooooooooooooof November 20, 2019

Paxton

Paxton,a great kisser also has a huge dick. He definitely hits it and quits it. Definitely gets mad bitches with his huge schlong

Basically the freshest nigga god has made

Boy 1 : Paxton stole my bitch

Boy 2 : Well she will be fine,paxton has a huge dick

by NasstyDawg December 1, 2021

Paxton

A turd too large to belong to a small dog such as a yorkie

I heard Johnny Depp’s wife shit in his bed.

No, it was his yorkie.

But it was a paxton.

by Batman219 February 13, 2019

Paxton

Paxton is a pretty cool dude. He’s very straightforward and polite, but he can get crazy at times. He had flat hair and a very rounded head. He is also very gullible sometimes.

Mia: My boyfriend Paxton is super chill. He does my homework for me.

by Kanye_East240 July 13, 2021

Paxton

Paxton is an athletic guy who is really strong for his age he normally get bullied by the kid who is worse at a sport than him Paxton is very good at football and baseball he has some loyal friends and some of his closest friends stab him in the back but he has a few friends that always pump him up before sport games and whant him to do good normally his friends whant him to fail. Paxton is shy when talking to girls but he is very funny and goofy though if you get close to him he is very easy to talk to. People think he is stupid but he is really not hes not the smartest but he is up their he is a extremely nice christain guy will not cheat on you he will buy you things he is the best boyfriend you can ever have take it from me Paxton is the best

Dang Paxton is such a good role model

by Madie24 October 17, 2019

Paxton

An antique horny god who blesses you weiner with horny intent. Ancient people used to pray him to get rid of erectile dysfunction.

Scientists found a relic which these lines written on it:
In the first age, in the first battle, when the weiners first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of pussy and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual fapping. In his ravenous horny he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the trans cunts who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the milk of his weiner named him... the Paxton.

Sb:I'm gonna sleep cuties bye(after I mastrubate)
Paxton:You kinky
Sb:C'mon I haven't seen any p00sy after rona.
Paxton:I never said you shouldn't *licking emoji*

Have you prayed Paxton today?

by pmku December 20, 2020

Paxton

A word, when uttered aloud, will decimate any pre-planned social event.

Billy: Hey, Timmy! Do you want to hang out today!?
Timmy: Sorry, Billy, but I'm going to Paxton this weekend.

Billy: *Hopes and dreams ruined*

by Spaghetti016 September 12, 2009