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Paddish

Swedish slang for iPad.
Typically used by people who think they are better than everyone else
"Give me the paddish"
"You mean iPad?"
"Uhm, of course"
by xX_GHOSTW0LF_Xx October 18, 2016
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padi

A nigerian slang for close friend.
My Padi where you dey ? meaning my close friend where are you
by openwaters September 2, 2009
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Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.
I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011
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Pardinied

1) The act of being really close to dating a girl and at the last minute, another guy sweeps in and takes her.
2) To steal someones close to be GF
Noah - Hey, so are you and Alyssa dating?
Patrick - Nah, dude we were about to but Eric went and Pardinied me.
Noah- Well that sucks.
by BigPimpinFromThe757 April 22, 2013
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stat padding

Inflating one's individual score or statistics in a video game without productive contribution to gameplay. Usually refers to a style of play that neglects all other activities except those yielding easy points to personal score.

In games requiring teamwork, the "padder's" contribution to the team effort and their team's capabilities usually suffer as a result.

One probable origin of the expression is the video game Battlefield 2, where various, originally supportive activities could be abused to gain individual score without actually contributing to gameplay. In Battlefield: Bad Company 2 the tradition continued, as reviving dying players repeatedly with the defibrillator "pads" yielded relatively high personal score, but in most instances contributed little to the team effort, as the medic would essentially abandon all other activity, sometimes even being counterproductive by preventing teammates from playing freely.
*a round ends*
padder> "OH YEAH #1"
player> "we lost you statspadding dick, you cost us 30 tickets for your 2 kills"
padder> "YEAH BUT I AM THE BEST"
player> "no, you're just a score whore"
*player has joined the other team*

Red1> "god I hate stat padding"
Red2> "same, I just got revived three times in grenade spam"
Red1> "I know right, you're just stuck there, dying over and over again because some asshole keeps reviving and not shooting the enemies"
by TheGermanWolverine August 14, 2011
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anthony padilla

one of the creators of smosh, along with ian hecox. funny, cute, and talented.
did you see anthony padilla on youtube? he's a total hottie.
by whitetrashleyy May 17, 2008
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paddict

Someone addicted to his/her iPad. They crave it, pine for it, and once they get it in their hot little hands, they glue their nose to it and can't put the damn thing down. The 2010 version of a Blackberry crackhead.
Fiona's only 2 years old and already a paddict.
by Annilip June 19, 2010
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