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pavlovian boner

The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.
As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.
by EduardoP January 13, 2010
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pavlov's dong

An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.

For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.

Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.
"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."
by HelioSeven February 8, 2010
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Pavlos

The best boyfriend ever. If you are dating a Pavlos never let them go. If you do it will be the worst mistake you've ever made. Someone will swoop them up and take them as soon as you do. He is might not like himself but he is the sweetest person ever. SO NEVER LOSE THEM!
Girl 1: I went on a date with pavlos last night!
Girl 2: OMG! he's the sweetest and cutest! everyone likes him! don't lose him!
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Pavlov's Pussy

A vagina that gets instantly moist in the presence of a dick.
Damn! I've got to change my panties again already! Must be Pavlov's Pussy...
by Done it all dave January 7, 2015
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Pavitha

She's really pretty and she has a good personality and humor. She is really outspoken and does whatever the hell she wants. She's a heart throb and a lot of guys like her. She has a hella good body. If you need a shoulder to cry on She's there but , if you cross her over and switch sides on her you will regret it a lot and she will make your life a living hell.
Person 1: yo, look over there it's Pavitha.
Person 2: damn she's hella fine.
by Jayline dagger January 8, 2018
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bowl from the pavilion end

To insert one's penis into another man's anus.
That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.
by Flakey July 18, 2007
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Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.
I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.
by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008
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