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packeties

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag
"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!
by niggi May 18, 2006
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Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.
Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."
by hippigorilla April 26, 2020
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Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.
"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz
by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018
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Packet Slut

Refers to women who which sleep with any man they can for free drugs. Packet refers to the bags that your gear comes in.

Generally to be avoided, but can be fun play toy but make sure you toss it away when the time is right.
That girl Gina is such a packet slut, she fucks anyone if she thinks that will get her some free drugs.
by Jerkso April 22, 2006
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glitter packet

Used for a G (gram) of Marijuana
Serena: “Hey becky, i have 10 dollars, do you have a glitter packet on you?”

Becky: “Yeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”
by Serena Watson February 13, 2018
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Packet

"Ah mate I was fucked last night. Went down the boozer for a couple of Britney's and ended up right on the packet!"
by LittlemissE June 11, 2009
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Phucket

A misspelled word for a city in Thailand.
If you smart, you will know that the city's name is Phuket not Phucket.
by DarkFenX January 28, 2005
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