Patty Melt

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.

The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.

by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011

patty melt

1. a sandwich that wanted to be a cheeseburger but lacked the funds.
2. a cheeseburger on toast.
3. a cheeseburger for individuals lacking the proper bread component (ie. a bun).
4. yummy.

bun lacking patty melt

by nighttime, daytime April 20, 2010

Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.

Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.

by musah March 28, 2021

patty melt

the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman

Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"

Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."

by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009

Patty Mag

A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.

Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.

by san-d-mag February 5, 2010

Patty Melt

When a fat girl queefs in your face.

I was cleaning pussy juice off my face after that Buffarilla gave me a patty melt.

by Sameolde July 8, 2016