Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

patonkatonk

The absolute best word for bootay
must be said while moving hands in a vertical up and down motion at about shoulder width apart

that lady has a nice patonkatonk

by Capt. Dick Smack July 9, 2005

patronable

Someone who is easily patronized or who makes themselves an easy target or patronizing remarks or condescending retorts. SOmeone who makes themselves a target for patronizing or condescending behavior from others. A person who makes it easy for others to treat them in a patronitical manner.

Poor Tre-Tre, he just does not realize how patronable he really is. He constantly sets himself up for the patronitical remarks and behavior of so many people.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005

expecto patronads

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

by Uber sausage December 18, 2010

Fantastical Patronage

Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.

"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"

by sonicfast June 2, 2007

Patrookas

A gangster from a small city.

Did you see Patrookas was dealing Vbucks in that small city?

by Futtch_ May 14, 2021