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the patrick star

The patrick star is when every appendage you have is inside a girl. Basically you are having sex with six girls at the same time using every part of you that you physically can. It is theoretically the most poon a single man can ever snatch.
Friend 1:"Did you here about Jeff?"
Friend 2 :"No man, what happened."
Friend 1: "Dude, he pulled off the patrick star!!!"
Friend 2: "He is a god among men."
by Red Rooster Ln January 28, 2016
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Patrick Star

A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob
Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).
by A fucking dousebag at school September 20, 2019
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Patrick Star

(n)An awesome , completely mentally deficient starfish who ingests a large amount of chronic and is constantly going over to spongebob's house to get drug money.

(v) To be a sexy starfish who likes smoking weed and getting underwater pussy.
Patrick Star: spongebob pass the blunt

Spongebob : fuck off
by HOt starfish July 10, 2011
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patrick star

Spongebob squarepants's idiotic companion. Is a pink starfish
EVIL SUPERVILLAIN: "it says patrick star on your driving license" PATRICK STAR: "that doesn't mean it's mine"
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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Patrick Star

Cmon how could you NOT know Patrick Star?
He's seriously spongebob's best friend dumbass
He pink
He's a star
He's lazy

He live under a rock

That's all you have to know about him.
Who lives in a pine-rock under the sea

Spo-Patrick Star!
by D w e e b May 27, 2021
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patrick star

hes a fat starfish who lives in a rock underthe sea
by Queenisbest July 31, 2022
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Patrick star

Spongebobs best friend and also a sexual move in witch a (preferably) live starfish is used for self pleasure
Bro , have u tried a Patrick star yet ? When u orgasam you can see a rainbow with all the colors!
by Autism fights official January 17, 2017
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