A dialect, or patois, used mainly by college frat boys. Th word fuck must be used in every sentence, often more than once.
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Get the fuck patois mug.Broken English. Commonly known to have been originated from (but not limited to) the island of Jamaica.
Originated way back in the day and is a mixture of a whole bunch of different languages; mainly of English, Spanish; some French and West African influences.
Sounds really awesome when flirting with the opposite sex of a foreign land and can also be known to scare and/or be comedic when speaking with extra enunciation and heightened volume while throwing a Patois Curse word as well.
Some famous people associated with speaking really cool Patois are comedian Oliver Samuels; Reggae Legend Bob Marley; Historic Leader Marcus Garvey and the guys from the motion picture 'Cool Runnings'.
Originated way back in the day and is a mixture of a whole bunch of different languages; mainly of English, Spanish; some French and West African influences.
Sounds really awesome when flirting with the opposite sex of a foreign land and can also be known to scare and/or be comedic when speaking with extra enunciation and heightened volume while throwing a Patois Curse word as well.
Some famous people associated with speaking really cool Patois are comedian Oliver Samuels; Reggae Legend Bob Marley; Historic Leader Marcus Garvey and the guys from the motion picture 'Cool Runnings'.
The girl walked into the bar right off the beach and began speaking patois to Dave and he started blushing.
Patois - "Mi seh dem deh ova desuh feevor sour puss wid dem feeace so scrunch up like; cho' dem too bad mine and red yyeeye"
English Layman's Terms - "Those people over there have such a sour attitude like a sour puss; ugh' they're haters and envious; with their bitchassness."
Patois - "Light up di ganja! Just cool nuh starr and vibes out to di tunes dem wa de a play; tek in di ohshon breeze an enjoy di oxtail and yam nuh mon."
English Layman's Terms - "Light up the weed! Just relax Bro and zone out to the music that's playing! Take in the ocean breeze and enjoy the caribbean food man."
Patois - "Mi seh dem deh ova desuh feevor sour puss wid dem feeace so scrunch up like; cho' dem too bad mine and red yyeeye"
English Layman's Terms - "Those people over there have such a sour attitude like a sour puss; ugh' they're haters and envious; with their bitchassness."
Patois - "Light up di ganja! Just cool nuh starr and vibes out to di tunes dem wa de a play; tek in di ohshon breeze an enjoy di oxtail and yam nuh mon."
English Layman's Terms - "Light up the weed! Just relax Bro and zone out to the music that's playing! Take in the ocean breeze and enjoy the caribbean food man."
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General word to talk about a regional word that is a dérivé from the country's language. As for french patois' they are only used by old country people
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Get the Patois mug.So if your camping and your best friend sharts in your face, is it a ptosis or a pink eye causing illness?
I think if people don't let the things they dislike about thier lives out it will cause ptosis and we'll all look like zombies of the Apocolypsius any way!
Adam stole eve's fig leaves or thrion to see what her undercarage was looking like, thus creating what we now call sexy time. The man said, "damn girl my oscar myere will fit your hull slot. Lets give it a shot and see what happens!" Then they be damned and became human naturalists that both ate the apple because they were famished from all that sweatin' on each other. Then ptosis set in her eys and he was like, "Darn why the heck did we eat it all?" Then eve looked at Adam and exclaimed, "Darling, your hot dog wanted to see how deap my hull darkened abyss went to! From thier only God knows! Now, I have these saggy eyes they call bags and your middle twig soes me no justic and just flopps around like a beached water mokasin with no attention span, us be darned."
See, women talk so much it gives thier men ptosis too, were all screwed!
I think if people don't let the things they dislike about thier lives out it will cause ptosis and we'll all look like zombies of the Apocolypsius any way!
Adam stole eve's fig leaves or thrion to see what her undercarage was looking like, thus creating what we now call sexy time. The man said, "damn girl my oscar myere will fit your hull slot. Lets give it a shot and see what happens!" Then they be damned and became human naturalists that both ate the apple because they were famished from all that sweatin' on each other. Then ptosis set in her eys and he was like, "Darn why the heck did we eat it all?" Then eve looked at Adam and exclaimed, "Darling, your hot dog wanted to see how deap my hull darkened abyss went to! From thier only God knows! Now, I have these saggy eyes they call bags and your middle twig soes me no justic and just flopps around like a beached water mokasin with no attention span, us be darned."
See, women talk so much it gives thier men ptosis too, were all screwed!
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Get the ptosis mug.Jamaican Patois English-based Creole English or broken English used throughout different strata of the Caribbean islands ranging from Standard English to a non-standard version with different speech vocalization and no fixed orthography.
Origin From French patois 'rough speech'.
A regional dialect of a language (especially French); usually considered substandard.
Jamaican Patois, Trinidad Patois, Swiss Patois.
Origin From French patois 'rough speech'.
A regional dialect of a language (especially French); usually considered substandard.
Jamaican Patois, Trinidad Patois, Swiss Patois.
When me home with me friends dem me chat patois but when I am work or at school we talk the Queen's English.
by Tropical Rythms March 5, 2022
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#1. Damn, that guy look good, he must know patoisgalog!
#2. Boy dem gon Bun Ting and then per-aps bun a Lilo!
#2. Boy dem gon Bun Ting and then per-aps bun a Lilo!
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