padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

by M/L/E March 6, 2011

Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass

Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock

by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009

Padlock Chaser

A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"

I'm a full blown padlock chaser, and I'm dam proud of it.

by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009

Dirty Padlock

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

German padlock

A german padlock is when a man inserts his penis into his own anus, thus resembling the locking mechanism on a padlock. This can only be performed with a rather flexible erection, long member and a german state of mind.

-I heard that Günter got lucky last night...

-Thats only partially true, that sick mofo performed a german padlock on himself!

by O-Dogggy May 15, 2008

Padlock necklace

The padlock necklace was first seen in the punk subculture by sid vicious who's girlfriend put a chain and lock around his neck then proceeded to throw away the key as a sign of sid belonging to her. It has then been passed along through communities based on it's overall coolness and trend in style.

Alex:" Oh you have a padlock necklace on?"

Dave:"yeah my girlfriend put it on me. She thought it would be really cool for us to do since we're both into punk rock"

Alex:"that's really cool man!"

by Gloved June 29, 2022