Patterned

It's where you yourself finish up a situation or scenario. Or be done with a person/situation/scenario.

Did you sort out that stuff with that lad? Yeh Bruv I patterned him

by LinguoGuy October 11, 2018

Paternoism

To cultivate the appearance of successful leadership, all the while managing one's organization in a detached--perhaps even negligent--manner that invites malfeasance; to ignore poor and criminal behavior on the part of one's subordinates; to become so captivated in projecting an image of one's own compassion and beneficence, that one loses track of one's own charges and responsibilities.

"'Having a photo-op on an aircraft carrier, while your administration writes plans to cut veterans benefits is an act of the most hubristic Paternoism--but the optics are sure to move the Peoplemeters,' remarked the campaign consultant."

by ideadesade February 12, 2012

Paterno

To turn a blind eye on unspeakable crimes.

"Hey, I just saw a kid being raped. Should we call the police."
"No way, dude. We've got Paterno this, or else it might splash back on us."

by Nittany Lyin' November 8, 2011

Palermoed

The act of ensuring guests’ drinks are always full and they leave intoxicated

Sorry I can’t hang out, I got palermoed last night

by Viaphi December 27, 2020

Joe Paterno

To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.

You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.

If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.

Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.

He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.

She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.

by jelly23 August 29, 2012

paterno

v. to paterno: to watch something horrible happen then do nothing about it.

Jack paternoed me when he watched 5 men burgle me.

Quick sitting there and paternoing, get over here and help me fend off these zombies.

by murakka November 10, 2011

Patented Dick Burger

The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.

"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

by Pangefous52 August 29, 2019