Patrolling the Mojave

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

lost patrol

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.

Every god damn horror movie has a lost patrol plot.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.

"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"

by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009

Patrochilles

The relationship between ancient Greek heroes Achilles and Patroclus, often interpreted romantically, from "The Iliad" by Homer. Popularized in Madeline Miller's 2011 novel, "The Song of Achilles."

Person 1: Do you ship Patrochilles?
Person 2: After reading TSOA, I can't help it!

by blanketed_in_stars January 11, 2015

Thot patrol

A group of well trained thot hunters who keep the world safe from thots. They have a base somewhere in every city where the group captures and interrogate thots to find out information about their leader, Thot Kardashian. The thot patrol will eradicate all thots and restore balance to the world

Mary: Yo how many guys did you sleep with last night
Sharqueeshwajingho: 84
Emperor Tiber Septim: This is the Thot patrol. Mary and Long Black name, you have been found guilty of thotting now face your doom
Both proceed to be vaporized by ETS's eye lasers.

by Allah the Great and Powerful May 17, 2017

death patrol

a cry out used by acid casualities to signal danger or to highten awareness to rest of acid crew that risky situations are present (ie. walking where cars are)

(car approaches) casualty #1- "DEATH PATROL!" rest of acid crew- "DEATH PATROL!"

by raptarded June 9, 2009