patagonia 

a word used to describe an unusually hairy person, especially when that hair is in spots it wouldn't normally dwell on an average human being. often exclaimed by other people around aforementioned hairy being.
has its origins in richmond, virginia for unknown reasons.
hair on top of feet is especially prevalent.

thighs
women's filtrum and surrounding area
heel
palm
hip
tongue/roof of mouth
fingertip
all patagonia worthy..

patagonia by Corn Diggity December 31, 2010

patagonia 

Place that people go to when they are bored of playing video games with their mates - often decided upon by spinning a globe and pointing with the finger - followed by a lot of research to "justify" their decision.

You: Hey Mate- where are you going for your Holiday away from your good friends who enjoy your company?
Mate: Patagonia
You: How did you decide that?
Mate: I made a very thought out and rational decision based on things that interest me about Patagonia.

patagonia by Dave the Bottle Monk December 6, 2015

patagonia 

The "I'm not like other girls" of clothing brands.

"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"

"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.

patagonia by Bbb23’s left testicle December 20, 2023

patagonia muffin 

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face

Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin

patagonia muffin by owsky123 September 30, 2016

Captain Patagonia 

An amazing mapping YouTube channel. Need I say more? 10/10
Dude is a literal legend.

Did you see Captain Patagonia's new video?

Captain Patagonia by Antarctica Mapping April 20, 2019

pataganda

Untruths said by patricks. Similar to propaganda but specific to pats.

-"Dude pat told me he scored rampantly this summer".

- "Bro dont listen to that pataganda he did nothing of the sort".

pataganda by soccerfan123 August 31, 2009

Patagoniac 

A complete and utter devotee to Patagonia clothing. Many times, they will denounce all other clothing(not just the outdoorsy syles) and wear Patagonia head to toe.

John has only worn Patagonia gear for years, he is a major Patagoniac.

Patagoniac by dorstyborsch December 9, 2008