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Patagonia

1. A landform located in Southern South America across Chile and Argentina, with the Argentinian side featuring grasslands, deserts, and steppes, and the Chilean side having fjords and temperate rainforests.

2. A clothing company started in the early 70's that is a status symbol among teens, with their pricey clothing, fancy backpacks, and other miscellaneous items.
1. One of the bucket list places to go before I die is to go to Patagonia, it is so beautiful down there.
2. I like Patagonia's clothing, but then I would labeled among the millions of brain dead teenagers. I will go with North Face instead.
by T0mBoi August 7, 2017
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Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.
Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!
by Titttts McGee January 15, 2018
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patagonian express

noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".
by rule14niggadog June 29, 2019
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patagonian halo

getting head in a movie theater and going off on the person sitting right in front of you.
i gave the best patagonian halo to this mom sitting in front of me!
by DNSAFS September 29, 2009
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patagonia

person #1: did you see Tara's patagonia?
person #2: what a basic hoe
by josephine M January 8, 2017
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Patagonia

The brand of choice for Sun Valley ski bums, Chaconians, and Mountainsexuals alike. A high end outdoor apparel brand for those who seldom go outdoors. A brand who's hypocrisy outweighs that of its grass rooted hipster enthusiasts.
"Did you see that bro trying to fish? "

" You mean the relocated Californian in the Patagonia outfit with Chacos on? "
by BoAustin August 6, 2012
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Patagonian

A college reminiscing bloke or broad in their late 20s and early 30s who spend the majority of their time in trendy beer gardens and coffee shops. They can be spotted in groups lavishly recollecting about their drunken college experiences while their toddler runs rampant. Usually seen wearing a Patagonia sweater or shirt to signal others of their "sophistication" and "adulting" lifestyle. Don't be fooled however, they are only pretending to be grown up.
Hey dude, look at that patagonian puking in the bushes. Wait is that his child in the middle of the street? Where is the childs mother? Oh there she is, buying another beer...Patagonians...
by Pursegrabber June 8, 2018
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