Pastry Bros

The name of your friend that has dated/fucked/made out with a person you have dated/fucked/made out with.

"Hey, I heard you made out with Karen at the office party last night! We're Pastry Bros now!"

by KyLo December 22, 2012

Pastalytize

1: to induce someone to convert to one's faith to Pastafarianism (www.venganza.org).

2: to recruit someone to join a Pastafarian party, Pastafarian institution, or Pastafarian cause

3: to move from "Apostasy" to "a pasta, see?"

(intransitive verb)
— pas·ta·ly·tize
— pas·ta·ly·tized
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·ing
(noun)
— pas·ta·ly·ti·za·tion
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·er

On fridays we go to bars to pastalytize. At least we don't go door-to-door or bug you at a bus stop.

by Rev. Dr. Biko January 8, 2013

pastrami mommy

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Paetra

A Paetra is a kind person. She can have a temper, so don't get on her bad side. But if you do happen to be a friend. you are a pretty lucky person. She is accepting, beutiful, smart and hilarious. She probably has red or dark hair. She doesn't see herself as amazing, even though she is. She is pretty and intelligant, but won't admit it. She is a special person you will never find a duplicate of.

person 1- "I wish I had a best friend"
person 2- "find yourself a Paetra. You will never be dissapointed."

by Vicky Kurt June 29, 2011

paktra

A paktra is a a betrayal. She will always betray you and she always lies about her age. A paktra Will do inappropriate things and do 18+ stuff. She thinks she’s all that but she really is SHIT

Guy#1:Woah who is that?
Guys#2:Ugh it’s a paktra she lies and does 18+ stuff she’s not really the age she is.

by Moise678 September 17, 2018

pasta and lobster

expression used when a black girl gets with a white guy that treats her good
based off the verse in “area codes” by kaliii

ex.

“you seen her new bf? he’s white”
“yeah she eating her pasta and lobster”

by sourmilkies September 15, 2023

david pastrnak

A god like NHL player that plays for the Boston Bruins. He will make your jockstrap hit the ceiling with his silky hands and has the best cellys in the league.

Hockey is my favorite sport after watching David Pastrnak weave three the entire team.

by Joe Kwong November 24, 2017