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Pastie Slappers

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.
Ed Jackson's shoes.
by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003
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Il Pastaio

An Italian restaurant in Beverly Hills where brats meet Chinese tourists and get pissed off that they are coming to their Persian hangout. Also, a place where basic white girls go and act rich while they meet celebrities.
A sentence a basic white person who only wears Brandy would say at Il Pastaio is: Thanks for dinner daddy 😉
by Subrena92 November 6, 2020
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Pastaism

Someone who loves pasta like a certain Italian satanic dancer
Doitsu fears the cult of pastaism
by Smol mishka October 10, 2018
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pastie bap

a pastie is a battered almost burger like creation of which im actually not sure of the ingredients.anyhow the pastie is placed inside a bap,and with the optional(though highly recommended)addition of grated cheese it becomes a tasty meal all of its own.

according to speak norn iron"the pastie bap is 100% pure northern irish through and through.it was invented in 1987 to counter the popularity of wimpy burgers in belfast".
gis a pastie bap and a a small cheesy chip and a tin of pepsi
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
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pasties

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.
it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.
by minghi May 17, 2003
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Pasties

1. (n) (sing: Pastie) "Pay-stees" Pasties are adhesive coverings applied to conceal the nipples, often at a strip club. They vary in size and are usually not much larger than the performer's areola.

Pasties are currently worn by most neo-burlesque performers. Burlesque pasties may feature tassels which hang from their centers, which the performers often twirl while performing.

Some women wear pasties to conceal their nipples and keep them from poking out from under a shirt, instead of wearing a bra.

2. (n) (sing: Pasty) "Paa-stees" A pasty (Cornish: Pasti, Hoggan, incorrectly written as pastie) is a type of pie, originally from Cornwall, United Kingdom. It is a baked savoury pastry case traditionally filled with diced meat, sliced potato and onion.

Cornish miner migrants helped to spread pasties into the rest of the world in the 19th century. As tin mining in Cornwall began to fail, miners brought their expertise and traditions to new mining regions, such as the Upper Penninsela of Michigan, where a small influx of Finnish immigrants followed the Cornish miners in 1864. These Finns (and many other ethnic groups) adopted the pasty for use in the Copper Country copper mines. About 30 years later, a much larger flood of Finnish immigrants found their countrymen baking pasties, and assumed that it was a Finnish invention. As a result, the pasty has become strongly associated with Finnish culture in this area.

3. (n) (Sing: Pastie) "Pah-stees" A pastie is a large, round patéd pie common to Northern Ireland. When accompanied with chips it is called a Pastie Supper.
Recipes vary, but the most common ingredients are minced meat, onion, potato and seasoning formed into a 'round' (just like a burger) which is generally then covered in a batter mix and deep fried. It is often served in a bread roll, locally known as a Pastie Bap.
"A stipper wearing pasties dropped a pastie in my pasty."

"Irish or Cornish?"

"It was a cornish pasty, not an Irish pastie. Oh, and the pastie was rubber."
by Ethan M April 20, 2007
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smash my pastie

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.
Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"
by Phil the Pastie Smasher January 21, 2003
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