pastaplegia

Food coma specifically caused by intake of a large portion of pasta.

Dude1: "You want to go out?"

Dude2: "No, way. After that huge plate of spaghetti carbonara I've got a bad case of pastaplegia. I can't get off the couch."

by Garvis June 14, 2011

postable

when someone texts you something that is so relatable it deserves to go on your instagram story

them: “fruit roll ups fix 2am sadness”

me: that is postable

by uremobae June 6, 2020

Postable

The act of determining social media posts worth posting.

I checked all the photos in my phone for postable pictures to add to Instagram before I posted them.

by Joey10pack February 21, 2018

pattable

its mostly slang, but a nice and soft texture/ feel of something is usually considered pattable.

something that is pattable usually has a nice texture that you want to touch and pat, such as a cats fur for example.

"Your cat is really *pattable*, I could pat it all day."

by AverageCatOwner August 10, 2023

Passable

Cute, Specifically in the context on Sas (SnacksandSpells).

They are cute and they love to admit it through saying they are passable.

Sas: I'm passable *nods*

Chat: Yes you are very cute!

by TriRealm February 21, 2026