Past

a part of a person's history that is considered to be shameful.

he was well dressed and enthusiastic, but the tattoo on his hand hinted that he had a past

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Past

a past tense or form of a verb.

a simple past of the first conjugation

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

Past Diving

Spending time going through sentimental items or messages in order to feel what you felt when you first received them. This is easily done through Facebook and Myspace, but can include going through messages/posts/comments on other social networking sites, emails, or old items in drawers in your room (e.g., that letter that your ex-boyfriend wrote you six years ago in which he swore he'd never leave you, although everyone and their mom knew he one day would).

April: "Where's Mike been? I haven't seen him in days!"
Chris: "He's probably hauled up in his room past diving again"

by JasonSummers January 9, 2010

Past Karkat

AN IDIOTIC FUCKASS WHO DOSNT NOW SHIT ABOUT HOW RO FUCKIN SPELL A GOD DAM WORD!! JEGUS HES AN MOTHERFUCKIN IDIOT!

Char 1"SHIT THE FAK UP!"
Char 2"Don't be such a past Karkat, here eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry."
Char 2 "better?"
Char 1 "better."

by CarcinoGenisist July 26, 2016

Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.

Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008

past nastyfication

Going back in time to sleep with your grandma to spawn your own father. also known as "doing the nasty in the pasty".

Dude's his own Grandfather! He did some real past nastyfication!

by Friend of Supert3d May 4, 2010

Past Call

Much like 'last call' in a bar, this is when you're notified of a past opportunity where someone once had interest in hooking up, but you were unaware.

I ran into my high school lab partner. She's married now, but told me how much she wished I made a move back then. How's that for a past call?

by DanoNYC April 25, 2010