Parsons, where the only thing to do is go to dollar general and eat McDonald's. Waiting for the one light to turn green and the national guard to plow the damn mountains.
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Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
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Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.
It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.
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by fuckjohnnyparsons May 7, 2019
Get the Johnny parsons mug.Jim Parsons is VERY smart and CUTE! He is mostly famouse for his role on the Big Bang Theory as Sheldon Copper. Most girls find him attractive but the bad thing is that....hes gay. Everytime you see him in an interview, he always mentions that he is no where close to being simular to Sheldon Copper. You would think that he is nerdy like his character but he mentions that he dosent know half of the stuff that his character says.
by izzy lark January 8, 2012
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2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum
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1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!
2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!
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