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Quicky Parkour

The sport in which one does a forward roll onto a bed and claims them to be triple back-flips, Quicky Parkour also involves jumping off curbs, jumping down up to one step, climbing up curbs and is one of the most extreme sports known to man. Once finished in doing Quicky Parkour the phrase 'QUICKEEEH PARKOUR' is shouted.
Person 1: Woah, I just saw that guy jumpig off a curb
Person 2: That must be Quicky Parkour
by Username543211 September 16, 2010
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Parkourgasm

Verb. The action of climaxing sexually simply due to witnessing a structure that would be particularly good for doing parkour on.
Bro 1: Oh Bro!! Parkourgasm! Look at that church steeple!

Driving Bro: I can't! Don't you remember what happened last time I had a parkourgasm while I was driving?
by Rustywookiemaestro7 January 26, 2011
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parkour

I'm thinking the guys before me don't even practice parkour in the first place...

Parkour is not a sport, in that there are no rules, teams, or points. It is not about competition or showing off.

It shouldn't be confused with freerunning. Freerunning is more about free-movement and involves more tricking.

Parkour can be thought of as being chased by someone. You want to get away as fast as possible, right? But lets say you begin running into rails or walls or other obstacles as such. If you go around them you're only wasting time and energy.

The trick of parkour is to use as little wasted movementt while going past an obstacle. This is why most consider tricking and flips "not parkour" as they simply aren't necessary and will most likely slow you down in someway.

To parkour is to be able to control your body and mind into one being, so that you can find a path quickly, and move your body in a way that the path can be followed into the next path you're given. If you're running towards and obstacle and start to slow down in order to maneuver around it, most likely you need to practice more.
"This guy was chasing me but completely gave up when he realized he couldn't keep up with the path I was going."
"The bus didn't come, and I only had 10 minutes to get to work. I realized it was the perfect opportunity to put my parkour-training to work."
by Danny Day October 15, 2006
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Parkourer

It's wrong if you call a Parkour practitioner a 'Parkourer'.
A Parkour practitioner is called Traceur. Traceuse for female Parkour practitioner
Some dude : Are you a Parkourer?
Traceur : No i'm not, a Parkour practitioner is called Traceur
by FatBaldDude November 27, 2012
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Parkour Jam

An event where parkour practitioners (traceurs) gather together to 'jam', or do parkour. During one, everyone meets at a particular, set place, and jams it out there, and it can sometimes be followed by food and drink, or some form of sustenance, as the day has progressed and energy has been spent and needs must be replenished.
Traceur 1: "Dude, you coming to the Jam today?"
Traceur 2: "Of course, man! i wouldn't miss a Parkour Jam for ANYTHING!"

Traceur 1: "Brohammad! You coming to the Parkour Jam today?"
Guy: "Brobi-wan-kenobi, i couldn't do parkour if my life depended on it."
Traceur 1: "That's cool, there are always a few people tagging along just to watch because they aren't cool enough to do parkour."
guy: "Alright, Sweet!"
by FreerunnerNathon December 16, 2011
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softcore parkour

Not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.
Jim: Dude, can you move the chairs? I need to leave the room to make a phone call.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.
by pageofspace October 4, 2013
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Urban Parkour

An activity mostly done Saturdays by city people, forced to step over and sideswipe tourists and weekend visitors who don't know or disrespect city street rules. Especially brutal when you are in a rush.
*walking on a usually normal city street now packed with strollers, window shoppers, tourists groups taking up the sidewalk, etc.*

"We gonna have to do some urban parkour to get around this."
by alarive March 14, 2017
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