Mr.Parente

An ELA teacher with dark brownish hair. Looks tall when ur in 6th grade, but is actually average height. Likes to collect books, a HUGE fan of O.Henry and Mark Twain. uses high order vocabulary words in conversations. Likes to play scategories and geotastic. Overall a great teacher. Lowkey is Jake Peralta’s older brother

Student:Hey have you met mr.parente?
Student 2: yeah! He’s awesome

by ghccgh sthmjdy)-*h,st October 18, 2021

jessi slaughter parenting

when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.

at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."

by asdfg_nwp July 22, 2010

parenti-pilled

The universal experience where one is awoken by da GOAT himself. The man, the myth, the legend: Michael Dilfhunter TopG-Parenti. He will tomahawk you in his sleep with the force of your mom going down a waterslide. His master manoeuvres will destroy you.

The mandem celebrate eid the trap still running on christmas day

damn i just got parenti-pilled so hard Big Brother turned pesbian

by 1800-rechikolateyourmom November 23, 2022

prentzel

An incorrect pronunciation of the word pretzel that is commonly used among misinformed fathers of wonderful children.

Father- “I sure could use a bag of good old fashioned prentzels right now!”
Wonderful Child- “Dad, I beg of you... just pronounce it right!”

by carrot in a wheelchair June 6, 2019

parenthetical whore

someone who litters his writing with parenthetical information (information inside parentheses, be it a side note, background info, or explanation much like this one)

I hate when writers provide us with their each and every thought in parenthetical form, to the extent that the inner-parentheses word count is higher than the actual text! Parenthetical whores!

by elle renae June 16, 2010

Palentine

When you are lonely on Valentine’s Day, you and your friend do the actions of what a valentine would do with no romantic relations.

Jenn’s boyfriend broke up with her a week before Valentine’s Day, but her bestfriend agreed to be her palentine

by Lols for kails January 24, 2019

Palentine

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)

Let's be palentines.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020