parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

plapping

plapping is when a whiteboi slaps a dildo against their balls for pleasurex

i love plapping my bbc dildo against my infertile balls!~ ♡

by ariaalilia September 29, 2023

Prepping

The correct spelling of the more often used slang version of the word Preppin, which means to store items such as food, water and ammo in preparation of a disaster of any type such as a hurricane, tornado, or economic collapse

Sally was prepping for the hurricane

by TomTheTruckdriver February 4, 2009

Prepping

Prepping is usually used to describe the preparation before a night out.

Prepping includes-
•fake tan
•shaving the minge
•moisturizing
•plucking ze brows!
•washing the hair

•painting the nails

Want to come shopping before we hit town tonight?

Nah I'll be busy prepping mate!

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

prappin'

1: to prap as in the sound bubble wrap makes
2: when people fart walk it makes a prappin' sound

1: i like the prappin noise of bubble wrap
2: aaw dude, that was prappin'

by Vick-roy November 7, 2003

phropping

To rub one's entire body on another in a forcefully manner so that they would be turned on

She was phropping him at the strip bar

by NICK!!!!! September 10, 2014