When you're crazy enough to think everybody in the world is out to get you, even if they don't know you.
Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: Ah! Get away from me! Oh... It's you, not a murderer. Okay. Hi!
Person 1: Uhm... Wow you've only got a little bit of paranoia.
Person 2: Ah! Get away from me! Oh... It's you, not a murderer. Okay. Hi!
Person 1: Uhm... Wow you've only got a little bit of paranoia.
by Rupali May 21, 2009
SOMEONES BEHIND ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH- EVERYTIME I TURN THEY MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason I can't sleep ;-;
The reason I can't sleep ;-;
Paranoia: SOMEONES BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUU
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021
A group party game where all the participants sit in a circle. The participants take it in turn to whisper a question involving the players to the person on your left. for example who is most likely to become a stripper? or who would you most want to sleep with? Then the person asked will say the name or names that is their answer to the whole group. So at this point the group know the answer but not the question. Then you flip a coin for tails; tell the question to the group or heads; the question remains a secret. When asked you cannot answer with your own name or the person who asked you a question. This game can be played in a more fun way or it can become really savage. This game can also be altered to turn into a drinking game for example you drink every time your name is said.
Found out so much shit about everyone last night in a game of paranoia
Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him
Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him
by No1bitch5114 February 24, 2019
by EmSixTeen August 07, 2004
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by auaiomrn April 01, 2003
When you do something naughty about 1-7 meters away from a teacher, depending on the circumstance, and you have no idea if they saw/heard you. It’s like paranoid schizophrenia on crack. You want to turn around and see if they saw. But you can’t. You're just stuck there, frozen. Your mates are telling you "sir is behind you!" and you’re just thinking about the punishment from this. You think about all your life choices leading up to this very situation. Then your heart sinks and you feel butterflies. Nearly fainting, you awkwardly, anonymously walk away slowly. He didn’t see you. You know he didn’t. But we do this anyway.
Jamal: fuck
Jimmy: bro miss yeet is behind you
Jamal: *extreme paranoia*
Jimmy: bro he's a gonner. Hes got paranoia. No coming from that now.
Can we get an F in the chat for Jamal there.
Jimmy: bro miss yeet is behind you
Jamal: *extreme paranoia*
Jimmy: bro he's a gonner. Hes got paranoia. No coming from that now.
Can we get an F in the chat for Jamal there.
by i out pizza'd the hut November 04, 2020