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paralyzer

When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.
"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008
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paralyzer

When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!
by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008
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The Paralyzer

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.
I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.
by J Awesome March 24, 2009
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paralyzer

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.
Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.
by Dirk Diggler May 13, 2005
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paralyzer

when engaging in foreplay the male fingers the girl to the point of orgasm leaving her with dead legs and weak knees so when she tries to get up she falls to the ground due to weakness in her legs.
You should have seen it last night my girl was getting up to get a glass of water and she fell over...it was one gnarly paralyzer.
by PoonToon December 3, 2007
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Paralyzed

I am too paralyzed. That nigga Katt Williams is HELLA funny!!!
by Diamond Shell December 12, 2018
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paralyzed

Dat nigga don' hit da drank, blazed fo' blunts now that nigga can't open his eyes. He paralyzed.
by ya boi May 30, 2005
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