Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.

Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!

by Jamie & Angelina March 7, 2007

Paralyzer

When you pound her so hard she can't move her legs for an hour.

Donnie gave her the paralyzer!

by Mellonballar August 18, 2021

Paralyzer

A song from Finger Eleven describes the dream of someone moving because she´s standing still: "If your body matches what your eyes can do you'll probably move right through me on my way to you". Or something like that. You may recognize this song from a video where a band formed by Niko Bellic from GTA 4, Master Chief from the Halo saga, Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2, and the soldier from TF2 play the song with Guitar Hero UI.

Someone -There is a song about someone wanting someone else to move
Someone else -Oh yeah that´s paralyzer

by ow737 June 1, 2023

Poopie Paralyzer

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer]

When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.

It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.

by D-$ on Da Flo January 8, 2009

The Paralyzer

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.

I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.

by J Awesome March 24, 2009

Paris Paralyzer

While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.

That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.

by caca_huates April 19, 2009