papercut

The most painful thing a living thing can ever experience.

Fred: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA DIE I JUST GOT A PAPERCUT

John: You'll be fi-

John: Holy shit.

by plantification December 1, 2022

papercut

what you get when the paper is being a bully

ooOoOoowie I got a fukin papercuttttt
oh the paaaain
call an ambulanc

by dj crackpot November 23, 2018

papercut

A very thin cut; can be used to describe a tight vagina.

Dude, that chick last night.. it was like sticking my cock into a papercut.

She had a cunt like a single hair stuck to a papercut.

by meatstick June 13, 2003

papercutted

When your in the IT field and you paper cut yourself and show it off.

Oh no! I papercutted myself!

by Mike April 6, 2005

papercut

when you have sex with 10 or more people at a time.

EXAMPLE 1 : I can't believe you had a papercut last night!
EXAMPLE 2: Today in Sex Ed we will be learning about papercuts.

by Usher_fan September 13, 2010

papercut survivor

Very painful experience you went through. Mostly emotionally rather then physically, like a breakup,

I'm a papercut survivor, I caught feelings but now it's over.

by Netkom July 30, 2018

Marshmallow with papercut

Exquisite tight vagina that you need desperately.

My wife has a marshmallow with papercut, I will never leave her.

by Helllya November 6, 2018