Skip to main content

Papercut 

Noun: The worst possible pain known to man other then stubbing your toe and burning your tongue.
Steve: I broke my finger, can you open the door for me?

Bob: I got a papercut. I am in much more pain than you.

(Steve opens door for Bob knowing the pain and feeling remorse for him.
Papercut by thatoneguy912 December 2, 2014

papercut 

when you have sex with 10 or more people at a time.
EXAMPLE 1 : I can't believe you had a papercut last night!
EXAMPLE 2: Today in Sex Ed we will be learning about papercuts.
papercut by Usher_fan September 13, 2010

papercut survivor

Very painful experience you went through. Mostly emotionally rather then physically, like a breakup,
I'm a papercut survivor, I caught feelings but now it's over.
papercut survivor by Netkom July 30, 2018

papercut snatch 

Pertaining to a ladies genitalia,usually a lady in her prime.
That bird I shagged last night was unbelievable! Her cunt was perfect, it was a papercut snatch surrounded by candy floss
papercut snatch by Shytalk July 4, 2009

Marshmallow with papercut

Exquisite tight vagina that you need desperately.
My wife has a marshmallow with papercut, I will never leave her.

The Papercut

While you are doing sexual intercourse, you grab a piece of paper and cut her with it. Then you pour lemon juice on her while you are fucking, Just hear that scream!!!
Person 1: Oh my God!!! What happened to you?!?!
Person 2: Johnny gave me The Papercut last night ;)
The Papercut by THEONEANDONLY!!! February 7, 2018