papercut

The most painful thing a living thing can ever experience.
Fred: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA DIE I JUST GOT A PAPERCUT

John: You'll be fi-

John: Holy shit.
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papercut

what you get when the paper is being a bully
ooOoOoowie I got a fukin papercuttttt
oh the paaaain
call an ambulanc
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papercut

A very thin cut; can be used to describe a tight vagina.
Dude, that chick last night.. it was like sticking my cock into a papercut.

She had a cunt like a single hair stuck to a papercut.
by meatstick June 13, 2003
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papercutted

When your in the IT field and you paper cut yourself and show it off.
Oh no! I papercutted myself!
by Mike April 06, 2005
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papercut

when you have sex with 10 or more people at a time.
EXAMPLE 1 : I can't believe you had a papercut last night!
EXAMPLE 2: Today in Sex Ed we will be learning about papercuts.
by Usher_fan September 13, 2010
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papercut survivor

Very painful experience you went through. Mostly emotionally rather then physically, like a breakup,
I'm a papercut survivor, I caught feelings but now it's over.
by Netkom July 30, 2018
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