by Nibger May 25, 2017
Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020
A person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. They are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.
Bob: Who the fuck used the john last?
Victor: Guess.
Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.
Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.
Victor: Guess.
Bob: It was that fucking paper towel destroyer again, wasn't it.
Victor: Yup. I hope its not pee-pee.
by Umberto Guarvadez November 7, 2007
'my god what can i have for dinner?'
'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
Going absolutely banana-bat-shit crazy when taking paper towels and they won't tear along the perforations properly... having recently consumed spiced rum does not aid in the tearing.
"Woah, see that chick losing her shit, she totally just threw a massive Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum... she must be drinking spiced rum..."
by J-LO 86 June 20, 2014
An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
by Muuur dar June 9, 2019