Amateur photo-journalists who have found a way to capitalize on the uninteresting stuff famous people do.
I'm going to become a paparazzi so I can take pictures of celebrities eating lunch and make tons of money!
by Garanger February 28, 2008
Get the paparazzimug. when you are getting your dick sucked by a girl, you realize that you want to film it on your phone or camera, right before you cum on her face you turn the most potent flash on, blinding her so that she cant tell that the load is coming her way, so she has no expectations and is further blinded by the load. this is The Fucking Paparazzi
by cimex April 26, 2013
Get the the paparazzimug. A variation on the oft talked about but seldom used Rodeo. In this version, a group of friends break into a room where two individuals are mid-coitus and proceed to loudly yell for both parties to pose for the cameras, all the while snapping pictures with several flashing cameras in hand. The gentleman engaged in the act then has to do his best to smile for the cameras while keeping the girl engaged as long as he can. Selling the pictures to the highest bidder afterwards is also to be expected.
"Julie always looked so nice and innocent in the photos I had seen of her. Check out the look of terror on her face in these pictures from The Paparazzi we pulled on she and Scott last night. I think these shots will fetch at least a couple hundred bucks."
by Michael Main June 23, 2006
Get the The Paparazzimug. Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
Get the paparazzi pouchmug. The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008
Get the Political Paparazzimug. A Person who is constantly being Followed By the Paparazzi. Is always on the cover of tabloid magizines like Star. Often very amusing!
by Miss Juno Harris March 24, 2008
Get the Paparazzi Magnetmug. A friend with obsessive digital camera habits who subsequently posts all images without editing in blogs, Flikr, Myspace, etc.. The modern phenomenon of constant personal photo coverage by friends with digitals.
God, I felt like Lady Di after that bitch pulled a digital paparazzi last night. Have you seen the slideshow?
by tterragnoslen July 20, 2008
Get the digital paparazzimug.