pap smear

When you roast your grandad.

Jimmy: "Fuck you, grandad!"
Jimmy's mom: "No need to pap smear grandad, Jimmy."

by papsmear123 May 23, 2018

pap smear

n. faggot, a person who annoys you, a tool

shut up ricky, you fucking pap smear.

by Craig Stevens August 20, 2006

pap smear

1. When you have sex with a dog.
2. When a chick resembles a dog that has just been fucked.

Guy 1: Dude I totally pap smeared last night.
Guy 2: NOOO WAAAY!!!
Guy 3: Ewww, look at that pap smeary bitch.

by Kyle Huffman July 16, 2008

Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018

Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance

Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist

by Heyitsj000 April 8, 2019

pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.

The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.

by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008

Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.

I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!

by D-Linquent July 27, 2011