Painus

A particularly sore and painful anus

Ouch, I've got a real painus

by Luke Ricky Stu February 9, 2017

painus

pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate

Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.

"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"

by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008

Painus

When a female has so much anal sex that her anus starts coming out of her ass, it looks like a second deformed vagina.

1. Dude I gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so pissed
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.

by Smiwy May 20, 2010

Paginus

crusty cooch, (cooch)is a vagina, its usually a black chick

(in bed) holy crap she has a serios case of paginus

damn dude look at that paginus

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by remis December 20, 2007

painus

Other way of saying "penis".

Mox bro, you're such a painus dude.

by Morango September 14, 2008

Painus

painess Pronounced in a country accent.... sounds like penis. pain anus

That loud guy over yonder is being such a painus.

by Momma Dawn January 9, 2019