Panicked Gay

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.

“Hey are you gay”
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.

by hiimsad April 2, 2019

Panik Attack

A moment in which feels about Joe Panik, a baseball player for the San Francisco Giants, strongly overcome a person.

The Giants are playing the Braves tonight! I'm going to have a Panik Attack!

by THGFan102 July 7, 2015

Pankeel

A chill, funny and weird dude who is very laid back and enjoys spending his time indoors playing games or watching shows/movies. Has his funny moments and will carry them to his grave never to outlive his own jokes. Will do anything to prove a point. Tries to act like he gives no fucks but secretly really cares about everything around him. Knows what he wants in life but puts in just enough effort to achieve it, nothing more and nothing less. Nevertheless, he is very good at what he does be it video games or his occupation. He is a dog, lover but personally would never own one. He seeks financial happiness over general happiness.

Guy 1: "All he does is watch tv and play video games!"
Guy 2: "He must be a Pankeel"

by 1ofdabois January 16, 2021

Panik

An alternative of the word "panic"
Popularized by the French rapper Medine

I'm muslim don't panik

by Vercetti59 November 3, 2009

panckering

when shawn ignores me from 4PM-3AM because he is "in a call"

me:"why are u talking to me in 1-2 letters"
shawn:"?"
me:"bye"
shawn:"y"
me:"stabbing gif"
friend: i think shawn is panckering !

by notpipi May 10, 2021

Snow Panicker

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.

Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.

by Kalisiin January 9, 2011

Pulling a panik

1. To screw something up really badly.
2. To empty your prostate more than 3 times a day.

1. "Man, I really pulled a panik by rebooting before quiescing the filesystem."
2. "I've been pulling a panik every day this week and now it's all callused."

by mindflayer August 1, 2008