Penchita

A Spanish slang word indicative of someone or something being such a failure that the word to describe it is not present in the normal lexicon of Spanish, because that level of failure was thought impossible by the inventors of the language.

Jose, can you believe it? Xavier is such a penchita.

by DevCoderGuyDude October 5, 2012

Wet Panchito

When your Mexican boyfriend uses extra spicy lube.

Last time I got a wet Panchito, it burned while I peed for a week.

by Guad or Ed's August 6, 2019

ponchita

noun. little fat girl :D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Nick Muroooo

as in that time at el torito when we ate for Nicks birthday and said happy birthday ponchita~

by ASSYLAAA June 15, 2008

panochita

Sexy latina, usually young, big breasted and with a round protruding behind.

Hey ese, there were so many panochitas at the Panorama Mall, it was crazy dude!

by Panocha lover July 29, 2004

Panchito Deficiency

When you are lacking the Panchito in your life! Usually symptoms occur after not seeing Panchito for over a week sometimes sooner.

**Psychosocial symptoms:
•Guilty feelings.
•Shame.
•Irritability.
•Derealization.
•Ongoing feelings of nervousness.
•Agitation.
•Elevated levels of anxiety.
•Intense and excessive fear.

I am sorry I am being mouthy and mean to you, it's because of my Panchito Deficiency.

by Brittblay33 November 12, 2017

Panchito Bravo

A Mexican version of a greaser Johnny Bravo. He is the coolest OG of the west. A greaser-with-a-purple-Mexican-sombrero-basketball-player-bball lover-God fearing-type of guy. He is a super Phoenix Suns fan. He puts God first in everything he does. He is a righteous gangster following Jesus steps. A trail killer off-road enthusiast. He is slick to the eye, but don’t let that fool you, as he is armed with the strongest armor of God. Don’t fool him, He is protected and protects his loved ones with Gods armor. He enjoys life and loves every bit of it.

He loves his Kiki with all his heart, their fam-bam are strong and protected by God.

Jeppetto,

E.

There’s no example of Panchito Bravo, you can’t be like him, he is unique!

Worship God like Panchito Bravo, you’ll be blessed.

Panchito Bravo was blessed to find his soulmate in this lifetime.

by Jeppetto December 13, 2021

panchota

slang in spanish, that means a penis in a bread.

Girl: OMG, that's a great panchota!
Guy: thanks babe :)

Girl 1: do you like panchotas?
Girl 2: wtf no i like the empanada

by youliana July 5, 2018