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hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
by Bloopy February 10, 2006
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paneling

1.Verb: To engage in direct bodily contact with another person with your clothes on in order to achieve sexual gratification.

2. Verb: To dry hump.
Tom and Susan were paneling last night in her room.
by Ryan Post May 27, 2006
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Chocolate Pancaking

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.
Kyle was Chocolate Pancaking with his teacher Mae so that he would remain a virgin.
by Texas Homo March 6, 2009
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pancaking

When you assume a sex position so that each thrust emits a sound similar to that of pancakes being thrown at walls.
Brit couldn't sleep last night because of how hard Haig and Jacox were pancaking
by frank the waffle man August 1, 2016
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vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.
Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.
by A "professional" March 23, 2016
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Princeling

Son of a powerful politician or wealthy businessman. Growing up in a privileged life, e.g. sports cars on eighteenth birthday, elite universities and prep schools (admissions gained more through connections than competence).

Often follows in parents' footsteps and makes it to the top, again largely based on connections opening doors rather than through mostly talent and ability.
Who are some princelings?

Mitt Romney
Al Gore
George W. Bush
Bo Guagua
by Kate1987 August 25, 2012
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hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.
I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.
by Trader1933 January 15, 2017
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