Chocolate Pancaking

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.

Kyle was Chocolate Pancaking with his teacher Mae so that he would remain a virgin.

by Texas Homo March 6, 2009

pancaking

When you assume a sex position so that each thrust emits a sound similar to that of pancakes being thrown at walls.

Brit couldn't sleep last night because of how hard Haig and Jacox were pancaking

by frank the waffle man August 1, 2016

panacaking

Pretending to audibly and physically cry in a dramatic way in order to appeal to the emotions of or get a reaction from another person.

You're not really crying, you're just panacaking.

by cici s May 29, 2009

Hooker Pancaking

You and a small group of friends make a trip to your local (insert location restaurant that sells all-you-can-eat pancakes) and make an effort to smuggle out a good amount of syrup and butter coated pancakes...
You take a trip out to your local red-light district to go hunting...
Find a prostitute...the uglier, the better...
You ask to 'see the goods' and as soon as she's flops out her used up tits, you lob a pancake into her sad little life.
Film the response, drive off laughing...

Dude, Nikki, Steph, TK, and I just got back from IHop.
They had all-you-can-eat pancakes!!!
We're about to go Hooker Pancaking!!!
Wanna Come?

by EEby October 12, 2010

pancaking

v. in comedy: when a stand-up comic starts strong and engages the crowd well but ends weakly and has lost the audience.
Term made popular by Mitch Hedberg.

"Pancakes are great when you start eating them, but by the time you get to the end your totally sick of them. That's why pancaking is a going to be a new comedy term, because some comics start off great. By the time their ending their act, though, you're sick of them. 'Hey, look at Mitch up there! He's totally pancaking!'"

by Obie August 23, 2006

Pancaking

The act of running towards someone smaller than you, thrusting your full body weight onto them, and causing them to be lying flat on the ground with you laying flat on top of them after impact. Your bodies create the illusion of a short stack.

"Dude, did you see what she did to Evan?"
"Yeah, she totally pancaked him. He's still just laying there on the floor. Do you think he'll be alright?"
"I don't know. That pancaking was pretty hard core."
"Yeah it was."

by the master commander April 25, 2013

Pancaking

The act of covering up the previous night's makeup with more makeup, instead of reapplying fresh makeup in the morning.

Kelsey was seriously pancaking at this morning's staff meeting.

by crotchhands April 25, 2010