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like a fart in a frying pan 

Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.
I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

Frying Pan 

"You see that girl over there? yeah, she's a frying pan."
"NO WAY DUDE."
Frying Pan by mechanicalangel November 4, 2011

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan 

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."
Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

out of the frying pan and into the fire

If you've escaped a bad situation, only to land in a worse one-- this applies. Like moving from Pittsburgh to Statesboro.
Well, gramma says you can stop cleaning up the insulin needles now and help pull up her girdle.
*sigh* this is flight 1006 originating in the frying pan, requesting an ETA on the fire.

frying pan 

Quick! use your frying pan Ban_manatee
frying pan by penispowski November 30, 2017