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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..
Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'
Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch
by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016
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Pakistani Mud Rat

1. A person who dives into clogged sewers to clean them.

2. A drunk man that falls in an outhouse hole.
I feel bad for that Pakistani mud rat, he couldn’t even see the hole
by Daddy_Yankee227 November 1, 2019
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Pakistani Queefer

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.
Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.
by SausageDynamite May 22, 2023
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pakistani drill press

When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.
Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.
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sacrifice my life for pakistan

Someone who sacrifices their life for Pakistan is a real one. They are unique and intelligent. They are your superior
"WOOOAH DESS A STRONNNG MESSSAGE, NOONE WILL HAVE CARROT
( Example )

1- Dude close ur eyes
2- no dude why
1- so i can sacrifice your life for pakistan
2- hell no i never said i would sacrifice my life for pakistan
by The writer sacrificed her life September 11, 2020
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Pakistan

Women: Where is Pakistan?
Man: Bitch its next to India.
by DJ Gaurav April 30, 2006
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