hash brown paella

A horrid mixture of soggy fried potato, sausage, and saffron. To date, it has never been served at any restaurant. About as appetizing as a Boston pancake.

Only a monkey would want to eat hash brown paella.

by ZeroTolerance August 08, 2007

Valencian paella

Commonly known internationally as a racist form of Paella, created in Valencia.

I can't wait to serve out a dish of Valencian paella

by RC1993 May 22, 2023

Paella

Every mid ingredient put into a pot and cooked over an open fire for 29 hours by Valencian peasants

Peasant 1: Hey Juan is cooking Paella
Peasant 2: Mierda, that's gonna take forever

by Random_ass_guy June 24, 2023

paella

il France bien la tour eiffel

On fait qoui la?

On fait paella?

by itsmejessieandari May 12, 2019

Fancy Paella

The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.

He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.

by RouteBeer August 09, 2018