pasterd

A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!

That boy over there is such a pasterd!

by Handlehand February 16, 2018

Copy and Paster

A Roblox girl that has toxic behaviour. Usually has the man pack combined with the woman pack and /e dances on the slenders

Copy and Paster: hey 6addy

by yayaufh November 1, 2020

Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.

Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Pakster

The definition is simple:

Gangster + Pakistani = Pakster

They are the type of asian's that walk around the streets abusing women with inappropriate comments, walking like Mickey Maguire off Shamless and blasting out the 4x4 on their nokia 3210's. If started on, they would run back to their Pakster posse and they would confront you in a big group because they are too skinny and runty to do it themselves..

A prime example of a Pakster would be 'Fatboy' from the BBC programme 'Eastenders'

by C Elouise May 16, 2010

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

pamster

Female equivalent of the tasmanian devil. Have an uncanny appetite for blankies and totally able to drink an irish hobo under the table if dared.

Lock the door and barricade your kids! A pamster will hit the town!

by Dr. Clyde July 14, 2009