a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package
Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.
by Sheldon May 14, 2003
Get the package blast mug.guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015
Get the Hewlett Packard mug.Related Words
pachka
• Pachkavada
• package
• Pacha
• Pachangas
• PACHUKA
• Pochkamp
• package deal
• pachia
• Packard
When you know a package is coming for you, and you can't wait, and you start going crazy, and god for bid it doesn't come.
by MuffinFlavored October 1, 2007
Get the package anxiety mug.1. A literal reference to a packaged good that has all of its parts, all the necessary criteria fulfilled, etc.
2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.
3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.
Frequently used as "the complete package".
2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.
3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.
Frequently used as "the complete package".
1. This kit is not lacking any parts, it's the complete package. The package you are purchasing today is complete.
2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.
3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.
2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.
3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.
by nom de plume1 July 13, 2009
Get the complete package mug.by langteshwar maiti January 31, 2008
Get the pachha mug.A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.
Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.
by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020
Get the Packard Goose mug.When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
by Zupalan January 9, 2019
Get the Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted mug.