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Punch me face

A persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).

Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.
Examples include but are not limited to: Justin Bieber, The cast of jersey shore

Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!
by punchlinestapler September 25, 2010
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punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
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Tongue punch me in between my eyes

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020
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punch meat

A rather large and floppy vagina. usually used in reference to someone who is reputed to have a rather nasty case of beef curtains due to excessive pounding of the vag by wayward dicks and the occasional champagne bottle. also looks like one of those sides of beef that Rocky beat up in the freezer.
Damn dude, did you see the gnarly punch meat on that chick at the donkey show?
by bmxatx December 2, 2007
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Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
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Pinch Me

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.
It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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Meat Punch

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.
Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!
by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011
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