Primed

To get primed is the result of a member of the notorious Gang called Prime using a Kiddy Booter to hit you offline so you can no longer fight cartels on OG Moonshine

Oh shit, not again, im getting Primed

by Fake_Grandma February 5, 2018

Primed

When Amazon offers higher than market wages and you lose an employee to them.

Amazon primed us again, Alissa just gave her two weeks notice.

by Cal Fields October 20, 2018

Primed

When you fuck a girl and take a picture of her door step and send it to her to let her know the package has been delivered

When I fucked the Amazonian I primed her by sending her a picture of her doorstep to let her know the package has been delivered

by Slumstar October 29, 2021

primed

To prime someone is when you send (sometimes spam) someone with one or more images of the prime drink, usually to someone who dislikes the drink.

Person 1: prime.png
Person 2: Man, i got primed 💀

by cqvyz November 17, 2023

primed my pants

A situation that causes a overwhelming feeling of ecstasy where you can't contain yourself.

I primed my pants getting a massage from Brianna.

by Chris 119 December 19, 2008

Primed Life

When someone is living an extravegant life full of on-the-edge experiences and partying. These people are usually very popular and party alot.

"Damn. Joe is living a primed life. He parties with Playboy Bunnies everynight."

"and he lives in a penthouse in beverly hills."

by sukram23 May 10, 2010

primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009