bessie pressie

A present or gift that someone buys or makes for one of their best friends.

When she went to Disneyland she bought tsum tsums as bessie pressies.

by Lou Hands June 16, 2016

pressie

Common ecstasy. A tablet with barely any MDMA and plenty of coke, heroin, caffeine, or some other cheap substance mixed in.

Damn, all that you can get around here are pressies.

by kaliw December 16, 2006

but presses

squeezing ur buttox muscles really TIGHT and then let go, then really TIIGGHT, ahh then let go

'i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go'

by cereal_killer September 11, 2003

Stop the presses

What one can say when a top of the line woman walks by, as you are taken aback by ones beauty.

Guys, is that Chanyne? Stop the presses.

by manfuel254 March 24, 2013

Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022

poopie presties

When one becomes so drunk, they take all of their clothes off, run around, and finally pass out. Then they are found the next day in the closet by the host's mom naked in the closet covered in their own feces with a bucket over their head.

Josh went poopie presties last night! We didn't find him for three days!

by NtotheEtotheS July 7, 2009

half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

by juncococococococo February 25, 2021