pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Pressed

Stressed, upset, annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing

1. I'm hella pressed about how much homework we have due tomorrow. 2. Why does this girl keep trying me? Im pressed!

by mandemm97 January 19, 2017

Pressley

Pressley A very beautiful one of a kind girl that can make you smile no matter what. If youre down she can bring you back up. Has the most beautiful eyes youll ever see. Pressley is kinda crazy and can be a bitch at times. A girl youll fall in love with at first glance. A very good kisser and has a nice big ass. A girl no guy is deserving of. She probably doesnt even know how great she really is and how much she means to that special person. She has a beauty that nobody else even comes close to. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and you will often find yourself always smiling when your around her. She is always tryin to lighten the day up and she knows how to make someone smile. She is a beautiful person inside and out every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. She is not limited to just physical features her personality is as beautiful. You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist but find yourself just appreciatin the fact that she exists and even better yet that you know. Pressley is simply put the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has a stunning body beautiful face and her eyes will make you stop dead in your tracks. Is likely seen roaming around with the luckiest man on earth who will always love her no matter what. Words cannot describe a Pressley, even these.

Dude you know that pressley girl?

Yeah, but dude you better watch out, shes dangerious.

by Unknown Crazzedd Boo<3 July 23, 2011

Pressed

Being extremely irritated by someone, something or even a situation.

Kyle lied to Carly again and the whole situation just has me pressed.

by youngnoodle47 March 8, 2017

Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

Pressed

When someone is getting angry or mad at another’s actions.

“Why’s she getting so pressed about not winning the basketball game”

by JohnnyTheSaviour August 9, 2019