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Post-Penile-Drip: When peeing at a urinal has finished, the man will then "tuck" himself back into his pants. When the first step away has commenced, an extra amount of pee will drip out. Hopefully this amount is not too much as to show through the man's pants causing much public embarassment. If he is lucky there will only be a temporary damp feeling. The only way to resolve the problem is to "shake" yourself dry or hope they have electric hand dryers.
Girl #1: Hey, you got spots on your pants...
Guy #1: Ahh dammit! I have PPD, I mean I splashed water at the sink...
by Skinman October 18, 2005
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Post Play Depression - When one is finished the run of a show, usually for school, they go through a period of extreme boredom and lethargy. "This is Post Play Depression. They may recite their lines from said show over and over until friends and family are so sick of it that they are thrown out of the house, randomly start doing the choreography or burst out into a song from the show at the mention of a word that plays into the song. Usually passes within 6-8 weeks or within close range of the next play, whichever comes first.
Rodney : Hey, are you gonna pay the bills this week or do you want me to?

Anthony : ::Sings:: We're not gonna pay last years rent, this years rent, next years RENT!!!

Rodney: Oh ok... I get it. You've got PPD
by Nanette Himmelfarb August 30, 2008
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I never said this before, but i just found out i have ppd its hard for me to swallow..
by 0006785 August 20, 2018
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The Saint Joe's girls have all their PPDs on their lists.
by arcssisawesome April 22, 2011
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Post Peen Drip. The horseness of the throat the morning after experiencing male ejactulatory fluids within the esophagus post a successful act of fellatio.
On the phone with girlfran: “oh my god Meredith I cannot, I sound like a fucking homeless chain smoker…. I have serious PPD right now after spending the night at my boyfriends parents house, we had to be quiet and he wouldn’t drill me so I guzzled that piece”
by Sheanado November 06, 2022
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(PPD) Post Penile Drip.

When a dude goes out to pick up chicks. He's so anxious when taking a piss, he doesn't shake enough when completed. This results in a wet spot on his jeans in the groin area. It is sometimes hidden by untucking the shirt and stretching it downward. It can sometime go unnoticed by the pisser, which could ruin his night.
He says: Hey babe...how about we go back to my crib and listen to some love songs.

She says: Ewww....is that PPD?
by 1pieceofwork July 01, 2014
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Professional Pole Dancer- If you or someone you know knows a chick at school or work that seems like a real slut, shes a PPD
"I would go out with her, but she seems like a real ppd"
by Foxzilla November 22, 2009
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