Porter

–verb
To be Porter'ed

Having the night of your life with someone that you have feelings for but who makes it abundantly clear that nothing will ever happen.

Why is she crying in her dorm room?

She just got Porter'ed

by Jimbo Jacoby February 4, 2010

Porter

A literal angel who I love with all my heart. They make everyone so happy and make this world so bright and amazing! Anyone that has them in their life is so lucky! They are so wonderful.

Porter is the absolute best!!

by vegannoodle May 17, 2018

Portered

To be fucked in the ass while you sleep

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"

by Olio bandito March 4, 2021

Portered

Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter

The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.

by Skyrdwer September 30, 2020

porter

A traditional dark beer style originating from London.Its popularity amongst dock porters is believed to have led its name.The now much more widely known stout is a type of porter.

pint of porter please landlord

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

porter

A very dark beer, almost as dark and rich as stout. Called so because it was given to porters for the large amount of nutrients it contained. It allowed them to not have to stop to eat

Yuengling makes good porter

by O'Flionn December 9, 2008

Porter

Porter, v.

The act of vomiting after a night of excessive drinking. Coined in Liverpool, UK.

Joey: So how was Javier's party last night?
Greg: Good, except that one Asian porter'd all over the place.
Philip: I think that I'm going to porter tonight.

Simone: This one time when I got so drunk, I portered all over the place and got engaged to some guy I was drinking with.

by Erasmus Boyband September 10, 2011